I wish I had a Big E Friend. The people I’d normally ask already are going with someone else.
May tomorrow be so kickass, that if that were an 80 yard field goal attempt, it’d go right through the uprights.
When life gives you lemons, do not drop those lemons to the ground and eat Tide Pods instead.
Hope all of my followers have a boss ass sleep today.
To compliment someone’s shoes today, I legitimately said “your foot game is so strong that they could grandmaster in chess.”
I can hear my parents arguing and talking about divorce right now, the same week my best friend got into her second car accident in a years time, shattering her phone, totaling her car, and taking her out of college for this upcoming semester due to money trouble.
Having fun yet?
Life Hack: Pray to god and say you are a dom. God will then have no choice but to let you control your life.
I’m so happy. My best friend finally has someone that she can love and connect with, after all of the hell and shit she went through this year.
I can only hope that one day, I can love and connect with someone myself.
How many times have I gone on here and vented about my best friend having bad luck.
But seriously God, Jesus, mates, give her a break. Shes been through so much this year.
Out of my two closest friends, one is going through family trouble, while another is going through legal trouble.
This week is going to haunt me.
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